Sitting here sharing an evening with
another overlanding couple, the conversation naturally turns to the highlights
and low-lights of the last 2 years of voyaging between Canada and
Argentina. There is a random staccato of
ideas and methodologies to possibly make for a smoother trip resounding over
the dinner table. So for future PanAm
overlanders, here is what I learned:
1. START at the end. What this is to mean is
that it would have been more fun to finally arrive at ‘home’ rather than arriving
at the ‘end of the world’ and THEN have to face the stresses and concomitant
costs inherent with either selling the vehicle or shipping the vehicle back
home. Particularly as the trip winds
down and overlanding-fatigue sets in how much nicer is it to have in the light
at the end of the tunnel to be an anticipated arrival with your family?
Speaking of overland fatigue; imagine running
out of time or money or motivation, it is always easier to make a decision to
‘skip’ a country by considering visiting ‘another time’. Not so easy living in Canada to visit
Argentina another time, but the nearby USA is possible.
Finally, it is so much easier to arrange
for shipping your vehicle from Canada (Europe) to Argentina in your native
language then it is to undertake finding and coordinating a container share or
risking RoRo shipping FROM Argentina.
Furthermore since most Overlanders are looking to offload their
expedition tested and proved rig in Ushuaia/Buenos Aires there is a reasonable
choice in vehicle should you opt to buy in-situ rather than ship your car.
The down-side is that it is a rather large
‘culture shock’ to arrive in Argentina, buy a car and start the trip as you are
far from home in a foreign environment with not much nearby familial support. Our time travelling the USA and Mexico was a
great ‘shakedown’ opportunity and permitted to resolve problems closer to home
before diving deeper into the PanAm.
2. Learn Spanish. Nothing makes
life on the road and enhances local contact and by extension the ‘experience’
with a capacity to say more than Si or No.
3. Go on, take a
VACATION! Well
since travelling is such a stress, it is good to schedule a ‘vacation’ from
your vacation to reconnect with family and friends at some regular interval– 2
years on the road is a long time to be away.
But mostly, it is a way to transport all the stuff home that you THOUGHT
you needed, and return with the things you actually DO need. Maybe you DO have space for that gas-powered
tailgate mounted Margarita mixer???
4. Vehicle Choice. There are a million choices
on what vehicle to take, and every decision is predicated on ‘needs’ and
‘wants’ of the Overlanders – who often find difficult to distinguish between
need and want. Or more predictably in
their excitement of the impending trip, spend too much time trying to resolve
solutions to potential problems which never actually arrive (while the
unexpected always do). North American
vehicles (both NA brands and NA Japanese brands) are globally a poor choice for
Overlanders for a mitt-full of reasons– but it is what we have to work with.
I might suggest the best vehicle for the
PANAM would be a Japanese vehicle over 10 years old. Older is better than newer as older vehicles
are less ‘mission dependent’ on electronics, are more familiar to mechanics in
the regions being traversed and have relatively easy access to parts.
North American brands are rare and can only
be found in scattered countries along the PANAM and are SUFFICIENTLY different
from so called local ‘third-world models’ that engines are frequently different
as well as most of the critical parts.
Similarly North American models of Japanese vehicles are also different
from these ‘third-world’ vehicles found south of the US/Mex border. Case in point: I actually got turned away from Mitsubishi
dealerships in Nicaragua and Costa Rica flatly as they believed my van was a
North American model, they would not touch it.
No discussion.
Ultimately too much time is invested in
mulling over the vehicle choice. The
best solution is to move your current vehicle out of the garage, fill the tank
and GO!
5. Discretion is the better
part of Valor.
A vehicle that carries all your possessions and dreams should not stir
the interest and dreams of the locals and more importantly the local
hoodlums. A plain, white panel van is
the way to go, or at least a vehicle as common as possible to blend into the
scenery.
One thing that Bippers was NOT was discrete. On one hand we loved having people come by
for a chat and gawk on Bip Bip. This
opened channels of contact with the locals.
In fact, Bip Bip was SO flashy that we believe it actually provided
security as nothing went unnoticed around Bip Bip. Furthermore, the Right-Hand drive drew lots
of interest but since it was such a confused concept to the local psyche, no
one could consequently conceive of stealing the van.
It was, on the other hand, tiring to answer the same questions time
and again and, more importantly, extremely tiring to worry at every Police and
Military checkpoint to have to ‘inspect’ the van or to play the
rich-tourist-backsheesh game. Low key is
better we learned.
6. Buy as cheap as possible. Best to go as simple and
inexpensive as possible. Read: better
buy a 1990 Isuzu Rodeo for $2500 than a 2010 Toyota FJ for $30 000+. You can be assured that both will break down
on the trip and shipping parts for the FJ would be an additional stress and
expense.
We often spend years dreaming about the trip, planning and re-planning mulling over vehicle choice...a van or a SUV or a pick-up, camper
or roof-top-tent, toilet or no, ARB fridge or not...the permutations are
endless. Keep it simple, KISS, has
always and will always be a sound principle. The more complicated the rig, the more probability of having some sort of 'mission ending' failure.
Ultimately, when the vehicle gives up its last gasp and shutters to
a stop in the middle of some inhabited wasteland you are free to ‘shoot the
horse’ and move on with your life.
Those of us who poured our soul in our car, constructed and invested
in the dream, and truly over-designed solutions for every eventuality - while we enjoyed and were positively
occupied during the pre-trip preparation - are so invested that it is nearly impossible
to take the final and objective decision to part ways with your ride at the
appropriate time.
The moral of the story is JUST GO – fill the tank of the car in your
garage and stick it in drive. Forget
trying to fabricate the 'perfect overlander machine'. These exist only in our
dreams and maybe in Europe as North American car companies do not even have a
basic concept in this market.
7. Smaller is better than
bigger. Having smaller vehicle meant that we got to
traverse the narrow roads of Guatemalan villages without too much stress. We got to park in regular parking spots –
even sleep in the car in the Zocalo (Town Square) overnight. Ultimately travelling as low-key and discrete
as possible helps security but also means less questioning at Police and
Military Checkpoints.
Finally having a small light 4x4 van meant
we spent a whole lot of time visiting places otherwise inaccessible to the
larger, heavier and more top-heavy unstable vehicles.
We found that we had more fun and interesting visits to ‘off road’ sites
rather than an endless series of town center Cathedrals.
8. Interior Space. On the other
hand, going small means ‘living beside’ rather than ‘living inside’ your
rig. We lived beside our van for over a
year without having any complaint. Then
we got to Ecuador and started climbing higher in elevation. Days of rain or wind (and even snow) meant we
had to find indoor protection. Living in
our van gave us the minimum interior space possible to pass long days. We learned that these cold windy rainy days
would have been hard to take in a tent... so having at least a minimum space in
our van meant at least a minimum of comfort. We appreciated this.
- Permanent Bed. We learned that having a
permanent bed was indispensable It
meant that after a long day of driving we didn't have to reconstruct the bed to
sleep. It also meant we could use it at
any time we wanted. It meant that the
mattress was a dedicated mattress and thus much more comfortable than a
collection of seat cushions. Ultimately
it meant we could have sheets and blankets and pillows like grown-ups. From a security point of view, our permanent bed meant we had
secure, locked storage underneath which prevented any smash-and-grab hoodlums
from having access to our stuff.
- Security. Having inside
space in the van meant we could live and boondock in relatively open
environments in security. We thus could
sleep in town squares or in parking lots or in gas stations without risk of
being noticed as sleeping inside (au contraire to having a roof-top tent up).
Boondocking meant we could reduce our daily expenses by not renting
hotels (or the other risk of parking the van unaccompanied on the street).
9. Wrench-it! Learn how to use a wrench
and know the basics of mechanics. I can
say that just about every mechanical problem we had related directly to the
(poor) work of the previous mechanic. Every
visit resulted in at at least three more visits to resolve the add-on
issues. This got to be such an
irritating domino effect that I finally just gave up on mechanics and did all
the work myself.
10. Range. I would have appreciated a
vehicle that gives at least 800km (preferably 1000km) on a tank. You never know when the next gas shortage is
(read : Uyuni)...or just how far it is to cross the Bolivian South-West
Circuit.
11. Lay off the Gas! I wanted a diesel powered van before we left. We all believe that the diesel engine is the way to go, however we got lucky: it turns out that our gasoline engine helped us on this Pan Am trip. While we had slightly less fuel economy, we got a more powerful engine that was quieter and had greater access to local spare parts. More than that, we did not suffer excessive power losses when over 3000 m elevations (common to many naturally aspirated diesel engines, and some like the Izuzu diesel actually goes into limp mode at 3000m I hear!). Nor did we suffer any issues with fuel quality as we heard our colleagues had while in Peru and Bolivia.
12. Toilet and Shower? We didn’t have a
toilet; and it never became an issue.
Except in moments of intestinal distress, there are ways to work around
not having a toilet.
A shower however – though relatively easy
to source on the PanAm – would have been nice.
The truth is that inside showers are generally not used by most
caravaners due to moisture and humidity it creates so an outdoor shower (with
hot water) would have been nice in a pinch.
Downside means having to carry water which increases weight and thus
stresses on the already overloaded vehicle chassis but also increases fuel
consumption. Another downside might be
that trying to have an outdoor shower on the Altiplano, at 5000m elevation, in
full gale-force winds would have been relatively challenging.
You can get showers at trucks stops or gas
stations in Canada, USA, Peru, Chile and Argentina and I am sure the other
countries. In Central America paying for
the odd campsite or hotel will not break the bank (and besides all that time on
the beach who needs a shower???)
13 Brrrr Coooold. Skip the fridge - we spent almost 2 years and never felt at a loss for not having a fridge. It is a big investment that gobbles storage space in the truck and makes you electronically dependent- thus you need a big investment in solar electricity, or run the engine to charge the batteries or find a way to plug in (ie paid camping). Costs nothing to stop and stop every couple of days for food and gives you a reason to mingle with the locals. You can throw away tonnes of spoiled food before you match the price of an Engel or ARB fridge. Ultimately this is not Africa where you can go weeks between (empty) markets. And if you need that ice-cold beer - do happy hour at a beachside bar.
14. Document Management. Make good scans and color
printout of all the important documents – Driver’s License, Passport, Vehicle
Registration. Never give your real
documents to Mexican or Central American cops.
If they demand the originals then you KNOW that they are trying to hold
you hostage to some false accusation.
The response is to offer to show the original documents AT the police station. This will end any further discussion as the
cops do not want to be ‘outed’ at the station for trying to rip-off a tourist.
Second to this, make 20 copies of the DL, Passport and Registration
along with the originals and put them in separate pockets/sleeves in a
binder. When you go into a Central
American border post you will look organized and prepared and that, in itself, will limit phony ‘fees’ charged. Central American customs guys seem to love
copies so better to be prepared than have to run around making copies (to the
profit of the copy guys because to be realistic the customs guys don’t really
need or care for the copies...).
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